Olivia, twenteen.
A whole bunch of random shit that seems to sum me up as a person better than i ever could.
My other blogs: Organics/Veganism, Redheads, Religion

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.

read that, again.  (via fridaynights-citylights)

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If you live off a man’s compliments, you’ll die from his criticism.

Cornelius Lindsey (via phoe-bs)

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sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

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blackenedrisingdemon:

mirai-kurillama:

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

Strings

thank you for your contribution

Oh the puns

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nirv-asana:

black—lamb:

katara:

internetexplorers:

lordoftheinternet:

i find it interesting how a lot of tumblr chooses to ignore the fact that benedict cumberbatch is an award winning, widely respected, and incredibly talented actor, simply because another part of tumblr worships him too much

he is also racist sexist classist and ugly

ugly is an understatement 

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furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

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20th-century-man:

Marilyn Monroe / photo by Bert Stern, June 1962.

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hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

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